Off the Aisle™ — Wedding Budget Slayer™
Slay My Budget
The Brutally Honest Wedding Budget Calculator™
Stop guessing. Start budgeting like a boss. The Wedding Budget Slayer™ gives you the cold, hard truth about what your dream wedding will actually cost.
✓ Interactive budget breakdown
✓ Realistic industry pricing
✓ Scenario Sandbox — play with guest count, florals, music, venue + more
✓ Brutal honesty (no fluff, no Pinterest fairy dust)
✓ Print + save your plan
Yours forever. Use it as many times as you need.
Wedding Budget Slayer™ — The Brutally Honest Wedding Budget Reality Check™ Stop dreaming. Start planning. This isn’t another Pinterest-inspired calculator—it’s the cold, hard truth about what your wedding will actually cost. 💸 Realistic industry pricing (no fairy dust) 🎛 Interactive sliders & sandbox to test guest count, florals, music, venue + more 📊 Reality Gap™ — how far off your fantasy is from reality 🖨 Printable & savable so you can drag your numbers straight to vendors 👑 Built by a planner who’s been slapping budgets back into reality for a decade This tool is yours forever. Reuse it for planning, negotiating, or just proving your mom wrong. 👉 $29 — One download. Lifetime of brutal honesty.